Fuck Texas Lyrics & Chords By Brian Dykstra

Remember when there was nothing else to do, But lie and bed and, Wonder how it was always up to you, And no one else and, Early mornings, made by warnings, What's the point...read more

I had a crazy uncle that was on his deathbed a long time ago, he said "BOY... there's a hundred things in life every man needs to know to survive... and here's 39 of em'" ...read more

Dashing through the sand With a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan For Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, But not through checkpoint B. That's when I...read more

I hate Christmas, Christmas in Hollywood. No one gives you fruit cakes, there's no carolers in the yard, the only fruit cakes I've seen are on Sunset Boulevard. I hate...read more

What is José jalapeno on a stick? You're a sick man! And here is José Jalapeno! (crowd cheers) Good evening, José Hola, Senor Jeff Alright, it's good to see you it's good...read more