Fun Time Laser Intercourse Beasts Lyrics & Chords By Hot Dad

I believe in miracles! Where you from, you sexy thing? (You sexy thing yow!) I believe in miracles! Since you came along, you sexy thing (You sexy thing yow!) Where did...read more

Nature's hot burning parasite, I'll be hoping for rain tonight. Maybe time will extinguish me, But no one knows where this time may be. Spontaneous combustion of the soul. ...read more

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name is Forrest", he'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin' life is like a box...read more

You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin' my time? Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me You hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty I don't...read more

How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan? So eat it, just...read more