Funny Sayings Lyrics & Chords By Peter Kay

A couple of weeks ago now the kids had a big surprise They turned on the Cartoon Network and couldn't believe their eyes The animals on the cartoons had left the screens and...read more

What did I do wrong Oh, you forgot to do the shopping But there were no shops open There's shops like Asda, Sainsbury's, Waitrose, Quick-Save, Netto's and Co-Op Why do...read more

I assumed he was talking to his missus When I heard him talkin' on the phone His huge tattered frame was shakin' and sobbin' You could tell he was really missin' home This...read more

Ohhhh... I hear a rumble in my tummy, My cravings are really not funny, I check to see if I have money, Kebab and some sauce that is runny, ...read more

You know, I've often wondered, and I s'pose you would of too, What makes people 'round the world sound the way they do? Their accents are all so different, though the language is...read more