What Family Lyrics & Chords By The Goons

(Introduction, only on live album „Tom Lehrer revisited“, spoken:) The most popular type of popular song is of course the love song, and I'd like to illustrate several...read more

You ever go to a drive-in movie, start drinking, get drunk, pass out in your car, and the next morning you're part of flea market? Then you feel bad, you ain't got nothing to sell up...read more

(Introduction, only on live album „Tom Lehrer revisited“, spoken:) Next we have the "Dear Hearts And Gentle People“'s school of songwriting, in which the singer tells you...read more

Dear Dr Newland – new line. Ree Mrs. Connor – comma. We saw your patient Mrs Connor who presented in a coma, And we think that what was wrong is a subdural haematoma – comma. ...read more

I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go wrong did go wrong So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song I've had an absolute cunt of a day It started...read more