Gay Hard Hat Lyrics & Chords By The Jerky Boys

I figured, since I wrote a song about, you know, God and Jesus and all that, I would have to give the opposition equal time. (menacing voice) Ever since first man has walked this...read more

I love to smoke. I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat. I love to eat raw fucking red meat. Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burger and a butt at the...read more

I wrote this song for my lady. If I had a hammer... ... If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two. And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you. ...read more

I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the west was won I stand the pain...read more

Hello? Hi. Do you want to go to a party with me? No, the game's on. Oh, I almost forgot. I'll be right there We like sports and we don't care who knows From shooting...read more