Get In Your Shelter Lyrics & Chords By Arthur Askey

My husband came home Friday with a brand new motor car, He told me I could drive it- I said "Brian, you're a star!" We drove down to the boozer for a vodka and a fag, Then of...read more

Her: Oh doctor, I'm in trouble. Him: Well, goodness gracious me. Her: For every time a certain man Is standing next to me. Him: Mmm? Her: A flush comes to my face And my...read more

Got a secret Can you keep it? Swear this one you'll save Better lock it in your pocket Taking this one to the grave If I show you Then I know you won't tell what I said ...read more

Now is the hour For me to say goodbye Soon I'll be sailing Far across the sea While I'm away Oh please remember me When I return I'll find you waiting here Now is...read more

Sally, Sally Don't ever wander Away from the alley and me Sally, Sally Marry me Sally And happy forever I'll be When skies are blue You're beguiling And when...read more