Getting In Shape Lyrics & Chords By Norm Macdonald

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more

Dear Diary Today was a good day Papa and I picked wild flowers Mama joined and we lay in the sunshine Then we sang and danced for hours I know tomorrow will be even better ...read more

Had to use a public restroom today... ugh. Isn't that the worst when you have to? Godamnit... you j walk in, right. Here's the first thing, I don't care. ...read more

What I really like about the movies, I like the previews for some reason. I like to get there, I don't wanna see just the movie when I get there, I like to see some previews first. I...read more

"This is a special moment right now. We'd like to take this time to tell all the kids at home, send the parents out of the room, this is a kids' song." Life's gonna suck when you...read more