Midgets Lyrics & Chords By Norm Macdonald

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more

What I really like about the movies, I like the previews for some reason. I like to get there, I don't wanna see just the movie when I get there, I like to see some previews first. I...read more

Yeah. Oh, my kids, my kids, my kids are into Hanson now. Ohhh, you have no idea. You know how kids like to play the same song over and over again. Mmbop, mmbop, mmbop. And the funny...read more

Can you hear the music? It's coming from the forest Where we used to live Can you hear the laughing? Coming from the clearing At the bottom of the hill (Ba, ba, ba, bah) ...read more

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