Ghandis Revenge Lyrics & Chords By Billy Connolly

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me, about you About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests About that special...read more

3rd Storee Miscellaneous If They Only Knew I could love you for the rest of my life Set it off right, you be my wife We make moves (uh huh) dang if they only knew, Ill...read more

Where the fuck are my car keys? They were right here in my hand. I had 'em just a second ago Did I leave them in the kitchen? Or underneath the cushins of the couch? I...read more

I think about having kids. I'd love to have some kids. I've been thinking about kids. I wanna have like 19 kids. I think naming them, that's gonna be fun. Whatever the names you...read more