A Different Alladin Lyrics & Chords By Billy Crystal

I always get really irritated when you go out to eat, and stuff, you know. I took this girl out to eat a while back, we had a nice place. I rolled the window up and the tray fell off,...read more

I love to smoke. I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat. I love to eat raw fucking red meat. Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burger and a butt at the...read more

ants in the dark dance in the park crawling, creeping in the mud down under the hands of god serving all the mothers thirst bleeding from the mothers birth we await the...read more

Like to think I'm the best there is At putting myself down Here's to looking at trading places With anyone in town The way you light that cigarette Smoke never hits your...read more

Last Christmas I went up in niceville, for a little vacation, and ah, boy I love Shania Twain, boy I tell you what, she makes me hornier than a retard watchin' baywatch, but anyway I...read more