Give It Up To Faith Lyrics & Chords By Jon Stewart

Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, and Jon Rosenburg Hey Why'd you wake me from my nap? I'm not in the mood To play your games Or sit on your lap You ...read more

I made love to ya all night long Then i got up to write you a song I watched ya sleep and i fell in love Ya must've been sent from heaven above Don't think you could never...read more

(Carlin:) Say, why not become a schmuck? A licensed, practicing schmuck. Or, if you qualify, a CPS. That's right. A certified public schmuck. Y'know, it may not seem like it when you...read more

There are two groups of people whose lives are much fuller, when they anticipate, these are gamblers and golfers. Thats when life's the best for them. Uh, I am a golfer, and...read more

She likes to go hunting with her buddies She once killed a dear with just a stick She likes those smoky bars and rock gut whiskey And pull my fingers still her favorite trick ...read more