Golf Courses For The Homeless Lyrics & Chords By George Carlin

How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan? So eat it, just...read more

I don't know if all Boy Scouts are gays They could probably tie the knot in, like, fifty different ways I got a safe full o' cherries, 'cause I pop it and lock it, A...read more

Be courteous, kind and forgiving, Be gentle and peaceful each day, Be warm and human and grateful, And have a good thing to say. Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike, Be...read more

What I really like about the movies, I like the previews for some reason. I like to get there, I don't wanna see just the movie when I get there, I like to see some previews first. I...read more

Yeah-ahh... Looking round the room, I can tell that you Are the most beautiful girl in the...room. In the whole wide room Oooh. And when you're on the street...read more