Golfing Call Lyrics & Chords By Donnie Baker

(You know, here at Charlie's Tavern, I stay mighty busy making drinks. But the phone, it never stops ringing. I love tending bar, this job is really great. My customers are thirsty...read more

Here's a poem called Bad Pickup Lines Hey don't I know you from the bus? My mom has that same dress Wanna see a trick I learned in prison? How much were your breasts? ...read more

Tom: I wanna be Bob What more can I say? I would smoke and drink And play golf every day I'd have a lady for a caddy She could hold my balls while I play I wanna be Bob I...read more

What's the big deal about Garth Brooks What's he got that I ain't got Except the biggest country album in history And girls screamin' in the parking lot My wife thinks Garth...read more

(Sean Morey) Dear Santa, this is Billy from Dallas I would like a Big Wheel with air conditioning package, power steering, CD player, and also a Sony PlayStation Dear Santa,...read more