I Wanna Be Bob Lyrics & Chords By Bob & Tom

Tom:
I wanna be Bob
What more can I say?
I would smoke and drink
And play golf every day
I'd have a lady for a caddy
She could hold my balls while I play

I wanna be Bob
I wanna be Bob

If I were Bob
I'd bet that life would be so sweet
Giving mustache rides to all the chicks I meet

Chick:
I wanna be Bob!

How happy I'd be
Watching porno films all day
On my big screen TV
While a pretty girl with fabulous knockers services me!

I wanna be Bob

Tom & Chick:
We wanna be Bob

Chick:
And I would cruise all over town in my new Porsche

Tom:
(It's "Por-sha")

Chick:
All the girls would say
That I'm hung like a horshe

Tom:
(Horshe?)

Chick:
(Sorry, I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with "Porsche")

Tom & Chick:
We wanna be Bob
Wouldn't that be great?

Tom:
Making hardcore videos with the girls I date

Chick:
And I'd be making love to ladies
That I would not have to inflate

Tom:
I wanna be Bob

Chick:
I wanna be Bob!

Tom:
I wanna be Bob

Chick:
I wanna be Bob!

Tom:
I wanna be Bob

Chick:
I wanna be Bob!

Tom & Chick:
We wanna be Bob

Kristi
(Hey, I wanna be Bob!)