Great Big Fake Ones Lyrics & Chords By The Rods

Special kind of girls learn their ABCs
By going from an A to a double D
Some critics say they feel like bags of sand
But you’re never going to drown while you hold them in your hands

Great big fake ones
Great big fake ones
Some guys like legs, some guys like bad
But everyone notices a lady with a rack
Great big fake ones
Enhance memories

She said that he would love them, maybe his to own
He didn’t have the cash so he went and got a loan
When the envy was done they were big and bold
But she took off with a biker and stuck him with a loan

Great big fake ones
Great big fake ones
Push them together, make them collide
Their power increases till they get hypnotised
Great big fake ones
Enhance memories

All titles adorn those chests
Worshipped by men who love big breasts
Each one’s expensive, they only come in twos
Get them too big you can’t tie your shoes

If you spied a MILF with some perky Ds
She’s probably packing two bags of saline
To know for sure, just set them free
Do they stand up, defy gravity?

Great big fake ones
Great big fake ones
Want to put them in your mouth, put them in your ear
If I stick it in between them, will they hold my beer?
Great big fake ones
Enhance memories

Great big fake ones
Great big fake ones
Great big fake ones
Great big fake ones