Groin Twerk Lyrics & Chords By Dads

One day you'll be married,
And you won't have to feel
Dirty purchasing pregnancy tests from
Convenience stores with your best friend,
Oh I was your best friend once,
Walking down the aisles picking out baby names.

Yesterday I found pictures of you sitting in your underwear;
A middle finger to your mother, and a fuck you to your father.

There's a flag in my doorframe,
There's a sweater on the floor,
There was a time you once loved me
But we both know that's no more.

But were you sure?
Well are you sure?