Gumshoes Lyrics & Chords By Grown-ups

You should learn from your mistakes If youre old and try to act young Its time to change your lifestyle Save up and buy a house Put away your toys Learn to use a mouse for graphic...read more

Welcome to the perfect buffet Good for straight, transgendered or gay Vadge and dong are part of this schmorgasbord Your waiters name is Gord We come every day to dine at the...read more

You think that you are cool You go to fool school Learn the rules, So weak If Im getting punched or kicked Im going down in one shot Cannot handle too much pot, So weak Like a...read more

Wake up in the morning and use wasabi mouthwash I have an extreme lifestyle, my attitude is mosh Hello monsieur, sit yourself down And meet the most extreme person of 2007 Henna...read more

I've got a tapeworm plus empty 'frigerator Go to the pub, look at the menu My eyes doth see an item that my stomach wants to do Someone named me is hungry for a chicken food...read more