Gun Noises Lyrics & Chords By Dwight Slade

Beer belly blues... what color are my new shoes... 'cause my feet & belt buckle are things I rarely see. My problem is not my glands, it comes poured from aluminum cans, ...read more

Look at that booty, show me the booty Give me the booty, I want the the booty Back up the booty, I need the booty I like the booty, oh what a booty Shaking that booty, I...read more

What's the big deal about Garth Brooks What's he got that I ain't got Except the biggest country album in history And girls screamin' in the parking lot My wife thinks Garth...read more

Dwayne's had enough Oh baby Dwayne's had enough Enough of your chickens chasin his Z28 down the gravel driveway Dwayne's had enough Of your camoflauge panties lying on that...read more

I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's ass Tellin' me every move to make And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's ass Tellin' me how to bake a cake And I've just about had my fill Of...read more