Hamster Style Lyrics & Chords By Bum Ruckus

When I have sex, no I don't use protection. Cause I can't even get an erection When I was in high school, I used to be a pimp. Then I got older and started going limp. ...read more

Everyone, everyone gets laid Everyone, gets laid tonight Everyone, everyone gets laid Everyone, gets laid tonight And it doesn't matter how ugly you are If you've got...read more

Yeah, your mom's so fine, don't call me lame. And I want to have sex with her at the soccer game. So soccer mom, can I please be your man. Will you take me away in your mini...read more

Christmas time is here Happiness and cheer Fun for all that children call their favorite time of year Snowflakes in the air Carols everywhere Olden times and ancient rhymes, and...read more

You wrote my name onto your desk I wrote your name with a heart I knew it was something when we first met I knew it was love from the very start I'm thinking back to the time...read more