Hard To Be Jewish Lyrics & Chords By Community

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait… The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, ...read more

On Monday I had drinks with Barney Rubble We hit a couple divy little bars We noticed there was quite a lovely lady Sitting at the table next to ours Now Barney, who was pretty...read more

Here is the tale of a babysitting job The baby is something of a snob (Oh, go screw yourselves) So listen very closely, and you'll find That what they say is not the same as...read more

Each bell would peal with a silvery zeal As the holiday feeling was filling us. But now instead, all we're feeling is dread Because christmastime is killing us! Each christmas...read more

Stepping on the greens in her designer jeans She's the disco miniature golfing queen Wearing plaid and sequins, she can make the scene She's the disco miniature golfing...read more