Harperaudio Presents Lyrics & Chords By Sarah Palin

God made the world in seven days Well, that's one week to be specific Now, that's what I call scientific Say Hallelujah, sing His praise Four thousand forty-two B.C. On...read more

There's this great Popeye cartoon where he gets inside of Bluto's shirt. And he's popping out of his sleeves going, "Here I yam, Over here, Yoo hoo!" And Bluto is confused...read more

Well, my son asked me today, "Is this another Vietnam?" I said, "Son, you know it's, well it's, no it's, Hmm, go ask your mom." It brought back such precious memories ...read more

Oh baby, looking at you tonight There's something I'd like to do tonight And I believe in Abstinence Only But I don't want to leave you lonely So abstain with me,...read more

Every time we think about same-sex marriage It makes us sick to our guts I mean, two people who want to commit to a stable Monogamous life-long relationship What are they, nuts? ...read more