Here To Help Lyrics & Chords By Dual Core
(remy)
All these end users callin' / filling up the queues with issues and problems
this user says his computers crawling/ the internets slow and he can't
do his bloggin'
Another one says their password's forgotten/ Account locked out and
now they can't log -in
(eighty)
did i say bloggin? i meant head-shottin'
every single server i try keeps dropping
can't log-in with my ping so bad
other players pointing fingers blaming me for lag
so slow, it's a next-gen drag
messing up my stats every map i'm getting fragged
(remy)
If you will /what's your name bill? (no, it's dave)
Can you type your password in the username field? (what for?)
I just need to know that somewhere on your laptop/ that you didn't inadvertenly press caps lock (this is stupid)
Sir no need to disrespect me / I wanna make sure you're typing it correctly
(eighty)
oh my gosh, can we move along quickly
reports need finished or my boss is gonna hit me
clearly the problem isn't with me
i can troubleshoot the breeze, solving problems with ease
trust me, i only use my shift key
oh- that was it... that fixed me
(chorus)
Man, I got help desk woes (woes, woes, woes, woes)
From HR to C-E-Os (Os, Os, Os, Os)
Sometimes I think this job blows (blows, blows, blows, blows)
Come on now, you know how it goes (goes, goes, goes, goes)
Now back to the show
(remy)
Nifty, now I can check emails
hold on there's a guy claiming that he can't SEND emails?
says that he needs help and he's feeling helpless
he can't send... how did he email the help desk?
(eighty)
here's what happened, my spam filter died _
i'm replying to these mails where it says unsubscribe _
but it must be a lie, or so i get the feelin'
windows popping up and i can't seem to kill 'em
it's not that the client won't send or receive it _
but the interface is covered and i just can't see it
(remy)
sir try this, sounds like a virus /disconnect your box from the network appliance
boot up your computer hit F eight so / Windows can then start to boot up in safe mode
From there , run adascare cause apparently , this rogue code has infected your registry
I hope this can fix it, seems like very bad luck / I hope this guy has been running daily backups
(eighty)
daily back what? are my files recovered?
is that some kind of program? i've never heard of it
if you don't get my files back now then there's trouble
do i need to spell it out cause i'm not being subtle
oh, no worries, hang on the line
let me run this antivirus 2009
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-
(chorus)
Man, I got help desk woes (woes, woes, woes, woes)
From HR to C-E-Os (Os, Os, Os, Os)
Sometimes I think this job blows (blows, blows, blows, blows)
Come on now, you know how it goes (goes, goes, goes, goes)
Now back to the show
(remy)
I was helping out the mother of a friend of a friend
Of my ex-roommate, forget it, let me begin
She was in need of help and that much was clear, see
and this so-called friend of mine volunteered me
So I called her on the phone
She didn't seem to understand one single thing I was talking about
I said "close all your windows"
She came back and said, "ok, I closed all the windows in the house"
No ma'am, not those windows... Your computer's not going to catch a cold... No, that's not how they catch viruses... Ma'am, I don't think I can help you.
