Hey Sonny Lyrics & Chords By Ukulele Kris

Hello boys and girls, it’s time to learn about potty time. Do you feel a ca ca in your bum-bum or a pee-pee in your wee-wee? Well, come along and sing with me… Poo-poo comes...read more

(dialing) Bob (Jon): Can't believe this. B: I'm gonna kill this motherfucker. *sigh* Jake (the other guy): Hallo B: Hello, Jake J: Uh, hi there Bob. How is it going? ...read more

I am slightly irresponsible, Girl, don't let that scare you away, 'Cause I am still reliable, Just not a hundred percent, baby. Sometimes I fall asleep without brushing...read more

I'm walking backwards for Christmas, Across the Irish Sea, I'm walking backwards for Christmas, It's the only thing for me. I've tried walking sideways, And walking to the...read more

Christmas comes but once a year And mostly it is swell But there’s an epidemic That I think we all know well Your smile is frozen open There’s a crazed look in your eye You...read more