Hilarious Schedule Lyrics & Chords By Mitchell & Webb

You wake up on morning and your girlfriend is dead You go downstairs, all your pets are dead Somebody phones you – your parents are dead You call your brother, but he is dead ...read more

Ascites, Edema, Appendix, Anemia Embolus, Embryo, Eczema, Chain-Stokes Empathy, Apathy, Atopy, Allergy Autism, Autopsy, Arthroscopes Infarction, Infection, Induction, Injection ...read more

You just can't go to sleep until you've cleaned the kitchen And then you spend an hour locking every door Everything you own is in alphabetical order You're terrified of...read more

Oh I’ll never forget how we met, Dear On that specialist site on the net, Dear Where you taught me the uses Of handcuffs and nooses We danced to the masochism tango! Oh you...read more

It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor We pulled and you came back to...read more