Himeynkan Lyrics & Chords By The Five

Its thirty foot long and it stinks of piss, Sores and scabs all over it, Its rude, its wrinkled, its veins are blue, Its the Thursday morning pension queue. F*** off down the...read more

Come on lads and lasses will you finish up your glasses, Let's go home. Now you know the regulations I don't want an explanation, Time to go. Fuck off you twat, we want to...read more

He's harder than nails, tougher than bricks, (Weighs nine stones with muscles in his s***), Karate king, kung-fu master, (Shaves with a plane, he's a f***ing hard bastard), ...read more

I've had my tea but I've not had my fill, I want a burger and another mixed grill, I want pies, and pasties and cheese, Black puddings covered in grease, A scabby horse and...read more

Stuck our faces out the windows on the way to Leeds, Wagged our stumps together, we're not like the other breeds, We'd lie in wait for postmen, I showed you how to spot them,...read more