Hoagiefest Lyrics & Chords By The Rutles

Uh-huh, holy shit It's about time you get off my dick A few times you been around that track But your ass is still fat, it's gonna stay like that Cause I ain't your...read more

Rather see you dead little girl than see you with another I’ll grind up your bones, you know I’m gonna lose it Better keep your head little girl, are you a bird Or a ghost?...read more

This happens every time of year I don't know what to do When I'm feelin all cheery And I wanna give a greeting Cuz I'm in the holiday mood And I go scrambling in my brain ...read more

Springtime is on my mind Flowers blooming, all the time Smell the roses Smell the grass Old man winter can kiss my ass (chorus) Don't you think that it's a pity? ...read more

Call Me Maybe" I'm watching you in my yard, making my nipples rock hard Wish you'd lose the bodyguard, so I could lick your face. I love your black nappy hair, and those suits...read more