Holiday Message Lyrics & Chords By Ben Stiller

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait… The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, ...read more

Warm out today... warm yesterday. Even warmer today. Met her on my CB, said her name was Mimi, Sounded like an angel come to Earth. (Come to Earth...) ...read more

Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya †Cause the "Q" man loves nobody but himself I never knew how twisted a fella could be Hey, I guess it's good I never told ya...read more

We're off on the road to Rhode Island, We're having the time of our lives. Take it, dog... We're quite a pair of partners, just like Thelma and Louise, ...read more

She said to me, "Go steady on me. Won't you tell me what the Wise Men said? When they came down from Heaven, Smoked nine 'til seven, All the shit that they could find, But...read more