Horny For Evil Lyrics & Chords By Skatenigs

[Intro:]
[Dial tone:]
[Numbers dialing:]
[Line ringing:]
[Line connects:]
[Beat starts:]

[Spoken:]
"Hello mom?
Won't you talk dirty to me?
Oh, It's been a long time.
You never call me anymore.
How come I don't hear from you anymore?
I used to like you real good.
I used to like you real good!
I don't like you no more, though.
I know who I am.
I didn't kill no one!
I know who I am!
I know who I am... Don't hang up!"

[Line disconnects:]

(If you'd like to make a call, please hang up & try again. If you need help, hang up & then dial your operator.)

I got a calling from above
Get up now, time to make love
Thinkin' to myself; it's not so bad
Open wide, I start to laugh.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Life's too short. Can't you see?
'Cause I'm horny, Horny For Evil!

I... Am... Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!
Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!

There's nothin' you do that I can't imagine better!
Each ejaculation increases the death toll!
Hey baby... I'm on a roll!

[Spoken:]
"I didn't kill no one!
I know who I am!"

"What kind of a Christian are you, for god's sake?!"

We'll start to dance with [???]
I've got [???] it's a pleasurable thing
This is only [???] & will mean to me nothing more
Submission is the sickness but I got the cure
Now is the time;

Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!
Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!

Just when you think you know who you are
It's like a vice & it's squeezing hard
The pressure is on, I gotta do my best
I want it on but I feel impressed
I know your number & I know your address
Now is the time;

Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!
Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!

I can take myself anywhere!
Without makin' a mess!
I've got your number!
& I know your address!