How May I Direct Your Call? Lyrics & Chords By Mitch Hedberg

YES!... Yes.yes.yes. Yes.Yes.Y-E-S. Yes. We are going to have a relationship tonight. I'm gonna go out with you. We're gunna date for a while. ...read more

Eyes like a car crash I know I shouldn't look but I can't turn away. Body like a whiplash, Salt my wounds but I can't heal the way I feel about you. I watch you like a hawk ...read more

Cristy Moore F/ Sinead O'Connor Miscellaneous The Mad Lady And Me among the walls and ruins of the horrid civic stone I walked without a lover for my older bones the sun...read more

We never had a pool, right. So one summer, I remember. My dad, to make me happy. You know I was bummed out cause we didn't have the pool. So one summer he bought us this thing....read more

I leave you with an article from the paper that I belive it will lighten the low that I dummped on you this evening i think, when your thinking about all these problem I cant...read more