Smoking Pot With Peter Frampton Lyrics & Chords By Mitch Hedberg

YES!... Yes.yes.yes. Yes.Yes.Y-E-S. Yes. We are going to have a relationship tonight. I'm gonna go out with you. We're gunna date for a while. ...read more

Eyes like a car crash I know I shouldn't look but I can't turn away. Body like a whiplash, Salt my wounds but I can't heal the way I feel about you. I watch you like a hawk ...read more

I stay in my lane people, I stay in my financial lane. Now lemme explain what I mean when I say this, okay? Here's what I mean what I mean when I say financial lane, here's what...read more

Blame Canada Times have changed Our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents They just want to fart and curse! Should we blame the government? Or blame society?...read more

I was driving around in old mexico I got lost and didn't know which way to go I was confused, It was late, and I was in a fog I ran over the Taco Bell dog I felt that smush...read more