How To Exit A Restaurant When Angry Lyrics & Chords By John Shuttleworth

I came down to the breakfast table Felt like I could die Tried so hard, but wasn't able To look you in the eye For I am feeling so much shame Yes I have brought disgrace ...read more

I'm the only gay Eskimo I'm the only one I know I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka But all I want to do is get into...read more

"Do it!" Let me get this straight, God talks to Benny Hinn, he talks to Jimmy Swaggart, he talks to wide receivers and defensive linemen. I was an altar boy for seven years, I...read more

Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make A trip around the sun And the whole gang gathers round With gifts and...read more

This is for my little girl. My lady gives birth today. I run to her room right away. She smiles with glee and hands her to me. I look at my newborn and say: Damn, that's a...read more