Howz It Going? Lyrics & Chords By Demetri Martin

I love to smoke. I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat. I love to eat raw fucking red meat. Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burger and a butt at the...read more

Step right up, from the East to the West, from the North to the South Sign up right here, your scheduled membership to the drinkin' club They got you soaked, I see your cup up ...read more

There's a commercial on late night T. V. for this thing you attach to a garden hose. It says " You can water your hard to reach plants with this product". Who the fuck would make their...read more

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more

Comedy is fun but I really, I really want to be a firefighter I want to be a firefighter so I can drive the fire SUV Cause I don't know what the fire SUV does when they get to the...read more