Something Has To Give Lyrics & Chords By Billy Connolly

In life there are many things Some of them are the same and some are opposites About some of these things I do sing A cactus is the opposite of a chair In my house you can sit...read more

Step right up, from the East to the West, from the North to the South Sign up right here, your scheduled membership to the drinkin' club They got you soaked, I see your cup up ...read more

Can you hear the music? It's coming from the forest Where we used to live Can you hear the laughing? Coming from the clearing At the bottom of the hill (Ba, ba, ba, bah) ...read more

Adrian Wapcaplet: Aah, come in, come in, Mr... Simpson. Aaah, welcome to Mousebat, Follicle, Goosecreature, Ampersand, Spong, Wapcaplet, Looseliver, Vendetta and Prang! ...read more

Won't you smile, you look so shocked Put the name tag on your smock We've come to see you, Eddie Walker We may pack a little tight, the girl up front says, it's alright And...read more