I Am The Man Who Arranges The Blocks Lyrics & Chords By Pig With The Face Of A Boy

I went down to the fishing hole And I set down with my fishing pole Somethin' grabb'd my hook and it got my bait And Jerked me out in the middle of the lake Huh, it was...read more

(Introduction, only on live album "An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer", spoken:) (Applause) Thank you! For my first encore I'd like to turn to a type of ...read more

I once had a dog named Bob And Bob's a funny name for a dog If you're gonna get a dog, don't name him Bob My neighbour's name is also Bob And every time I call my dog My...read more

I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous My beats are fat and the birds are on my back And I'm horny (I'm horny) If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede ...read more

Carol's really beautiful and very good at sums I'd like to put my willy in her nuni or her bum She always gets the number's right, she's got me into maths I'll...read more