I Get Death Threats And End Up At A Cowboy Convention Lyrics & Chords By Jamie Kilstein

In life there are many things Some of them are the same and some are opposites About some of these things I do sing A cactus is the opposite of a chair In my house you can sit...read more

The other day, I got a cinanbon Do you know what a cinabon is? Let me explain cinabons for those of you with self-respect who just walk right by shit like that And have no idea...read more

I wanted to write a song about the three loves of my life that have, you know, slipped away somehow. But I could only come up with two. I was in love with an albino, Her lack of...read more

Step right up, from the East to the West, from the North to the South Sign up right here, your scheduled membership to the drinkin' club They got you soaked, I see your cup up ...read more

Uh, you guys are fine, I'm really glad we were able to do this. It's really cool to do stuff like this, even though I do get a lot of hate mail. (Audience Laughs) I got one piece that...read more