I Really Do Love Penelope Lyrics & Chords By Hey Paulette

She took me to a pub to meet her friends

She didn't bother to introduce me

I was embarrassed to no end

If she so much as noticed, she kept it to herself

I don't think she's evil, just insensitive to anyone else

And I really do love Penelope

Though I know it may sound strange for me to say

But I really really do love Penelope

Not that it makes much difference, anyway

If the girl gets drunk and falls down

I would carry her home

And maybe she'd do the same for me

But I don't know

You know I'd like to find out, but

I can wait

I can't help but have a little faith in the girl

But I really do love Penelope

Though I know it may sound strange for me to say

Oh, but I really really do love Penelope

Not that it makes much difference, anyway

Variations on a theme

"Oh, get thee away from me,"

Pulled from her lips onto my ear

Reluctantly I urged my feet on in retreat

Oh, for once she made her position clear

Still, I really do love Penelope

Though I know it may sound strange for me to say

You know, I really, really do love Penelope

Not that it makes much difference, either way