I Will Survive Lyrics & Chords By Sweatpant Boners

At first i was pissed
I was fuckin' teed
To think you had the balls
To walk out on me
And i spent oh so many nights
Wackin' off to animal porn
I used to wack
But now i'm gonna get you back
I'll get a gun
I'll hunt your ass
And when i find you
I'll blow a hole in that snatch
And i don't care if i get arrested
I don't care if i go to jail
'cause i'll get more lovin there
Than i ever got from you
You filthy whore
You swamp witch
There's poison in that twat
I'll bet some money on it
You don't think i'll hunt you down
Tie you up like a pig
And slice off those tits
And use them as oven mits
Oh, yes, i can make it look like suicide
As long as i leave no prints i know i can get by
I can dig a shallow grave
And throw your ass right in
And i'll never get arrested
'cause they'll never know you're dead
Oh, it took all the drugs scott (?) had just to let you go
I used to shoot up heroin in my testicles
And i spent oh so much money
Fuckin' prostitutes are cheap
But now i'm saving up my pennies
For an m-16
I'm coming down
Lock the doors
It doesn't really matter how far i'm down you filthy whore
Weren't you the one who tried to go down on my friend
Well, you can go down now
On this shotgun instead
Oh, yes, i can make it look like suicide
As long as i leave no prints i know i can get by
I got all these guns to shoot
And i got some plastic explosives too
And i'll blow up every god damned house
'til i find the one with you
I will survive