If I Could Fart Like My Dad Lyrics & Chords By Da Yoopers

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Angry husband: Rigging up the lights ...read more

(Baba O'Riley - The Who) I eat Mrs. Fields I snack between meals You can see my crack above my Levis I don't need to diet To prove I'm light And I don't peel the skin off...read more

Instrumental ...read more

(Spinning Wheel - Blood, Sweat & Tears) Rod goes up Line goes out Spinning reel Fishing for trout Casting toward the bubbles and you reel it in Hook a speckled rainbow...read more

(You know, here at Charlie's Tavern, I stay mighty busy making drinks. But the phone, it never stops ringing. I love tending bar, this job is really great. My customers are thirsty...read more