Football Fart Fandango Lyrics & Chords By Da Yoopers

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Angry husband: Rigging up the lights ...read more

There is a child and she sleeps in the gutter Don't close your eyes and she's easy to see She is not your child She's always another's And those you abandon They are left to...read more

(by Tom Snyder) B, double E, double R, U, N Beer run B, double E, double R, U, N Beer run All we need is a ten and a fiver A car and a key and a sober driver B, double E,...read more

INSTRUMENTAL Mixed among the letters Was a young boy's school report About the three wise men And how they were nearly caught Now many books have been written About what...read more

We wish you weren't living with us, We wish you weren't living with us, We wish you weren't living with us, We're not happy you're here You drive everybody...read more