If I Had The Copyright Lyrics & Chords By Carla Ulbrich

If I had the copyright on the word fuck
I'd say fuck this job and yourself you dumb fuck
No need for hard work and no need for luck
If I had the copyright on the word fuck

It's filthy it's nasty unseemly and vile
That all may be true but it's so versatile
So often deleted this fine expletive
Is a verb a noun and an adjective

If I had the copyright on the word fuck
I'd have no need for dad-gum dang darn shoot or shucks
No need for hard work and no need for luck
If I had the copyright on the word fuck.

Not a gasp not a sigh from my mouth would be heard
Nope just a cha-ching when I hear the F word
If people got jealous of all of my wealth
I'd tell them to copyright shit, damn and hell

If I had the copyright on the word fuck
It would roll off my tongue like water off a duck
4-letter word usages perfectly honed
I could retire on New York alone

Where the say fuck the fucking mother fuckers
I don't give a fuck
If they can't fucking take fucking joke then hey what the fuck
The fuckers will fuck you so don't get fucked up
Quit fuckin' around or you're gonna get fucked

If I had the copyright on the word fuck
I'd say fuck this job and yourself you dumb fuck
No need for hard work and no need for luck
If I had the copyright on the word fuck