If That Isn't Love Lyrics & Chords By "weird Al" Yankovic

Ooh yeah
Ohh

I'm your shelter from the storm
You know I'll always have your back
I'll even let you warm
Your freezin' hands inside my butt crack
I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on
And when you're tellin' me about your feelings
I try not to yawn
And when we're at parties
I don't talk about your spastic bladder
When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof
I'll hold the ladder

And if that isn't love
If that isn't love
If that isn't love, I don't know what love is
Na na na na no, I guess I don't know
Ahh, listen now...

There's a microscopic bit of milk left
In the refrigerator
I could've finished it off, but I quit
In case you want a tiny little sip later
And if you cut the cheese then maybe
I'll wink and say the dog's to blame
And I'll make sure to call you "baby"
Every time I forget your name
I'll even tell you, girl, when you start lookin' fat
'Cause all your so-called friends
Would probably neglect to mention that

And if that isn't love
If that isn't love
If that isn't love, I don't know what love is
Na na na na, well then, I don't know
Oh no

Even though you made me sit through Mamma Mia!
Well, I still adore you
I'll kiss you even if you've had omelettes for breakfast
And I can't stand omelettes
After I take a bath, if it's still warm
I'll leave the water in there for you
I give you my word
You're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset
Look like a big fat turd, yeah

Every time I see you
Tryin' to lift some really heavy thing
You can always count on me to help
By sayin' something encouraging
If you get drunk and pass out
I never Sharpie up your face
And I don't wipe my nose on your couch
Even though that's a super-convenient place
I totally support every idiotic thing you do
And I almost never pretend you're someone else
When I'm makin' out with you

And if that isn't love
If that isn't love
If that isn't love, I don't know what love is
No, I don't know what love is
Well, I don't know what love is
I don't know what love is