Interview, Part 1 Lyrics & Chords By Jim Gaffigan

Taking advantage of people when they're vulnerable results in bad karma (That's true) There is a cost to anything that is worthwhile in life (I hope it don't cost too much,...read more

Ladies and Gentlemen of the G. E. D. class of 1999, i have one piece of advice for you, No matter what a stripper tells you, There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room! NONE! Oh,...read more

O Hino associativo - Eh l! Eh l! Quem sois vs, rapazes? Eh l! Eh l! Podemos saber? - Eh l! Eh l! Quem que ns somos? Prestai aten玢o (bis) Que vamos dizer: As...read more

I think about having kids. I'd love to have some kids. I've been thinking about kids. I wanna have like 19 kids. I think naming them, that's gonna be fun. Whatever the names you...read more

Please return the stewardess to her original upright position. Airline always disappointed me. They don't have a drug stewardess. They have an alcohol stewardess. " Champagne,...read more