It Was Our Idea Lyrics & Chords By Al Murray

I invented the wheel When I was only seven I had dinner with god When I popped into heaven When I was just eleven Iâ ...read more

Oh, I'm a DJ and I'll make you dance Wi' a little bit o techno a little bit of trance Play anything that you like from Eric Prydz to Paul van Dyk Got two turntables and a...read more

Now let me tell of a shop that fills me with dread It's blue and it's yellow but I always see red It's a furniture store that makes me want to shout 'Cos once you've entered, you...read more

Oh I got myself a myspace page It really is the best I logged into it the tother day It said new friend request It were from a lass in lancashire her page had loads of hits ...read more

What did I do wrong Oh, you forgot to do the shopping But there were no shops open There's shops like Asda, Sainsbury's, Waitrose, Quick-Save, Netto's and Co-Op Why do...read more