Jackass Penguins Lyrics & Chords By Bob & Tom

Spoken: Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls Hold your breath Make a wish Count to three Come with me, and you'll be In a world of pure imagination Take a look, and...read more

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to...read more

I'm sorry i cook for shit. I'm sorry my sewing isn't like your mothers. I'll call her up. I'm sorry I dress kinda boyish. I'm sorry my hair isn't long like the girls in your...read more

Tom Tucker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Tom Tucker. Diane Simmons: And I'm Diane Simmons. Tom Tucker: From beautiful downtown Sin City, it's Family Guy Live In Las...read more

In most every cubicle-monkey's life, there is a person or team of people who do the jobs no one else even dares to even try to understand. They are our alpha geeks. Our nerd buddies....read more