Just Correct Lyrics & Chords By Ralphie May

Now, the stars on my belt need to be technically accurate. Orion has three stars on his belt, not four. Stitch by stitch, stitching it together. Deadline looms, don't you know the...read more

And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America. See...read more

Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its...read more

On the first night in the titty club, We was checking out all the chicks. There was black ones and whites ones, brunettes and blondes, Look at the size of that red heads tits. The...read more

I'll give you an idea of what kind of family mine is This is a true story About 9 or 10 months ago I did somethin I had always wanted to do I cashed in all my frequent flyer...read more