King Kong Ii Lyrics & Chords By Frank Zappa

AAAAH...
(Oui!)
AAAAAAH...

Bidet!
(Sport shirt)
BLOOOW-JOB
Jambon
(Corn-hole!)
(Sport shirt!)
Bidet!
(Corn... hole)
Jambon
BLOOOW-JOB
(Corn-hole!)
Bidet!
(Sport shirt)
Bidet!
(Sport shirt, sport shirt, sport shirt, sport shirt)
Bidet!

OOO-AHH!!

Bidet!
Bidet, bidet, bidet, bidet, bidet, bidet, bidet, bidet, bi...
(Corn-hole... corn-hole...)
(Sport shirt, sport shirt, sport shirt, sport shirt, sport shirt...)
BLOW-JOB! BLOW-JOB! BLOW-JOB!
Jambon, jambon, jambon, jambon...

(Couchon...)

Bidet! Bidet!
(Sport shirt, sport shirt)
Cooooorn-HOOOOLE!

Ed:
Thank you
Oh thank you, you're really too kind
Thank you, thank you so much
Thank you, thank you
Blow-job!

FZ: Ed Mann, ladies and gentlemen!

Oui!
Avec oui, oui
(Sport shirt)
Now for the next part of our program,
We'd like to present, ah...
BLOW-JOB!
Bidet! BLOW-JOB!
Jambon! Corn-hole!
Jambon! BLOW-JOB!
Jambon... Bidet!... Blow-job... Bidet...

I want a garden!
I want a garden!
I want a garden!
(I WANT A NUN
I WANT A NUN
I WANT A BURRO IN THE FROSTY LIGHT)
I want a garden!
(I WANT A NUN)

I want a garden...
Just like the garden
That that asshole came up here on the stage
And sang about, three years ago...
He came up out of the audience,
He said: "I want a garden!
I want a garden!
I wanna water it with my tears..."
And then Denny Walley said:

"Oh, you want kindergarten!"

Hail CAESAR!