Kkc / Sven Diagram Lyrics & Chords By Pete Holmes

i had a Mr.pip Mr.pip is the replida of Dr.Pepper but it's the bullshit replica cause dude didn't even get his degree why did you have to drop out and start making pot so soon the...read more

And then I knew things had taken a turn for the worse When, 3 years ago, they hired MTV to do the Halftime Show And you know why would you hire MTV to do music? MTV has nothing...read more

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more

Mitch Miller Miscellaneous Annie Laurie/Auld Lang Syne Maxwellton's braes are Bonnie Where early fa's the dew And it's there that Annie Laurie Gave me her promise true ...read more

I've been having a bad, bad day Come on won't you put that pad away I'm asking you please no It isn't right, it isn't fair There was no parking anywere I think that hydrant...read more