Lookalike Wife Lyrics & Chords By Holtzclaw

I'm feeling very poorly, poorly in my belly But I promised to attend the fancy dress party Before I don my outfit I go and have a big shit Which is very runny and very, very...read more

I'm good, you good? I never felt so good Let's write a story about us Hot sand, white feet Is that a Cuban beat I feel this music like the funk I know, you know? Phone...read more

I hear your husband left ya for another lady That must be very hard for you to take on board He told me it was because ya never sucked his corey And you didn't like to have it...read more

A shotgun made it wield Sheep grazing in a field They pointed the gun at his head And made him take a sheep to bed This was quite absurd He'd never had a bird His screaming...read more

The worst thing in the world Is finding blood on your toilet paper The worst thing in the world Is getting a hard-on when you're round your Nan's This must be the worst...read more