Lumos My Ass Lyrics & Chords By Lord Voldi And The Dark Marks

I see you and your friends
Learnin' from your little books
'Bout the curses and the spells
And which of them really cooks

But when I was your age
I was learning 'bout Horcrux
All the evils and the arts
Are as dark as soot

But you won't catch me
Casting any old spell
If you saw me say, "Riddikulus!"
I'd cast this as well

It's the only spell I've found
That'll do the job well
When you need it dead NOW!
Then you know I know how

I don't need to cast Lumos to light up a room
Just an eerie green glow and my voice: KABOOM!
With Avada Kedavra, it's the words I say
To help make a dark room bright as day
If you wanna stay alive, then you listen as I say
If you ever see me comin'…get outta the way!

While you were busy thinkin'
"Muggle's is friends"
They'll stab you in the back
Leave you in an orphanage

I can read your mind
And you're sayin', "Hey!,
This snakely lookin' guys
Gotta be insane!"

But you can call me "Tom"
Or "The Dark Lord", please,
If you're gonna serve me
There's a certain way to be

Step 1: Be evil
Step 2: Be cruel
Step 3: Use Avada Kedavra
To light up the room!

I don't need to cast Lumos to light up a room
Just an eerie green glow and my voice: KABOOM!
With Avada Kedavra, it's the words I say
To help make a dark room bright as day
If you wanna stay alive, then you listen as I say
If you ever see me comin'…get outta the way!

Just get outta my way