Madonna Does Shakespeare Lyrics & Chords By Tripod

One, two, three, four-sooth!

That's one!

Do you believe in love? Well, Willie Shakespeare had something to say about it. And it goes something like this:

I worked hard to be a star,
Who do these young folks think they are?
If Nicole Kidman can sing,
I can do Shakespeare.

I can see myself standing on a battlement,
Wearing a... conical bra.
Eight muscle men surround me as I descend the stairs,
And play Henry IV.

And when I read the morning news,
And when I read the morning news,
My show will open to... reviews.

I worked hard to be a star,
Who do these young folks think they are?
If Nicole Kidman can sing,
I can do Shakespeare.

Then I'll break new ground - the first white female,
To play... the role of Othello.
I could add a plot point involving an antique shotgun,
And a diamond heist.

Full of Cockneys for effect,
Full of Cockneys for effect,
Just so my husband can direct.

Oh, Guy, will you direct my play for me?
You'll be perfect for the bard-man.
As long as it involves an antique shotgun,
And Vinnie Jones as a hard man.

We'll be laughing all the way to the Banquo...

I could make a book of nudie pictures of myself,
As all the various characters.
Picture Macbeth hitchhiking, with a dagger in one hand,
And his arse in the other.

A documentary, just for truth,
A documentary, just for truth,
And now I have to say "forsooth".

I worked hard to be a star,
(In the background) Forsooth... forsooth... forsooth... forsooth..
Who do these young folks think they are?
Forsooth... forsooth...
If Nicole Kidman can sing,
Forsooth... forsooth... that's eleven.
I can do Shakespeare.

One, two, three, four-sooth...